Owner: Guanubian

Flying Wallenda Cat Peaches


Guanubian's Profile

Gender: Male
Age: 45
Last Activity: 102 month(s) ago
Location: Brooklyn, New York
Country: United States

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Guanubian's Kennel


Chester
Cat, Junkyard Cat
Male

Peaches
Cat, Flying Wallenda
Female

Skittles
Cat, North American Bandy-Legged Oaf
Male

Pet: Peaches


Name Peaches
Nickname Sweet P
Species Cat
Breed Flying Wallenda
Pet Clubs: Fat orange & white cool cats
Gender Female
Hometown BROOKLYN
Zipcode 11215
Birthdate 2002-08-03
Height 8 inches
Weight 16.2 pounds
Favorite Activity Puling
Favorite Park Prospect Park
Favorite Food I don't seem to eat, and yet I'm fat.
Favorite Treat Pit'r Pats
Favorite Toy The Beans's pipe cleaner twist, unravelled
Favorite Shows Watch me, not the TV
Favorite Music Eastern European circus music, Elvis
Favorite Movies The Godfather
Best Trick Top-of-door tightrope walk
Worst Trick Pretending to need rescue while performing top-of-door tightrope walk
Favorite Moments Sharing bathroom time with my owner
Embarassing Moments Sharing bathroom time with my owner
Likes Chin scratches, teething, brushing, belly rubs, pocking, plipping, Cosmic Alpine Scratcher, Scratch Castle, assaulting rug-tire in Scratch Castle, assaulting Chester
Dislikes Baths, Baths, being confined, when my owner leaves the apartment
My First Day Home Chester fell in love with me pretty quickly. Once he was conquered, I set upon my owner, puling for love every day, all day, and have not let up since.
Awards Prettiest Coins
Bio I was born in a squalid shack to a drunken and drugged woman who took better care of me and my 11 siblings than her own child. I was ransomed by my owner for $40.00. He couldn't resist my Ava Gardner-like charms.
About Me I am Peaches. I am luxuriant and plump, but acrobatic. I case the tops of doors. I will launch into your lap with a bruised cry and demand love. My gul, not entirely clean, raises in regal expectation.

Fucketh with me not.




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Posted By: Curtis Kinky 2006/01/19 01:50:50 PM
Nice yap. Lookin for work?

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